1."well yeah, we broke up. If he wants to keep sucking on his mama's titty, he can go ahead. But me and that bitch was never gonna get along." 2. A young man stopped me in the hallway and asked me how to spell "Hor-hay." I had to turn the other way for a second because he smelled like roadkill. He was holding a Walmart bag. "J-O-R-G-E," I said. "OK, thanks." He programmed something into his phone. As I started to edge away, he said: "You don't wanna buy no beef jerky?"